Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
Get the Cold turkey fat slappermug. When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
by Doodle May 7, 2018
Get the french slappermug. 
by S L A P P August 20, 2019
Get the SLAPPERmug. People who like to SLAP the BASS, the bASS and SLAP like right now! No one can SLAP better than them.
by ilikebass August 18, 2019
Get the Slappersmug. A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
Get the Chance the Slappermug. A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
Get the Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slappermug.