The Police. Law enforcement officials.
by nighttripper August 08, 2011
People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH
by Snow God December 23, 2006
The one and only real ski/snowboard club at MSU. Makes the slopes their bitch. Never allowed to stay in the same hotel/resort twice. Everybody knows who they are, and they mark their turf with their stickers which can be found all over the USA. Biggest (drinking) club on campus. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.
"Hey, you hear about that cool MSU Snowboard Club?"
"No, I didn't!"
"Me neither lol those guys are fags. Lets go hit up the SSC tailgate."
"Hello, we'd like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we'd like the same rooms as last year."
"Of course, what was the name of your group?"
"The Spartan Ski Club"
*click
"No, I didn't!"
"Me neither lol those guys are fags. Lets go hit up the SSC tailgate."
"Hello, we'd like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we'd like the same rooms as last year."
"Of course, what was the name of your group?"
"The Spartan Ski Club"
*click
by symonsc1 November 26, 2012
The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!
"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."
by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner November 28, 2012
by @jesster00420 April 12, 2021
A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.
Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
by rr123 February 03, 2012
by Brastle October 23, 2011