Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.

Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."

by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015

Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.

Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out

by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020

Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.

I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.

by Gargallon May 12, 2023

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016

shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer

bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 7, 2017

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle

I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently

by Catty Pants June 3, 2014