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Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.
Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting
damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.
by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Post-Dig

To check through a certain user's posts and find rule-breaking posts, report them, in an attempt to get them banned.
Fuck all these noobs in SpamZilla, let's post-dig these morons.
mugGet the Post-Digmug.

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy
by post dog March 4, 2021
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