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porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
mugGet the porch spidermug.

porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women
Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers
by Parker Parker December 31, 2024
mugGet the porch burgermug.

porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
mugGet the porch ladymug.

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021
mugGet the Porch Pillow(s)mug.

Porch kitty

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
by Autz.b January 25, 2023
mugGet the Porch kittymug.

Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 29, 2024
mugGet the The front porchmug.

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