Hippo-Crite

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She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

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Hippo rat

A hippo rat is a rat that only lives for a few weeks because it gets eaten by the family dog

“Your rat is gonna be a hippo rat soon if you don’t put that cage up higher”

by RatLover111 July 9, 2021

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It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

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Hippo subculture

Hippo is a combination of hiphop and emo. If you like hiphop-emo music you are hippo. Also, hippo fashion takes aspects from both.

Jerb: What subculture of emo are you..
Aaliyah: Hippo subculture!
Max: ahh I love hiphop
Jerb: when did u get here

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

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jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

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Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

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