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Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.
Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.
by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021
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carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.
Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.
by Carvibe October 18, 2019
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sindy and carlos

Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together
Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos
by cantseeme January 22, 2014
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nigga carlos

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani
by ellell12 July 31, 2015
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Carlos Febres

A retarded kid with no social/academic skills
Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!
by BYNUAJ February 3, 2018
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Carlos Riverbear

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality
That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup
by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018
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frozen Carlos

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo
I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
or
I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!
by Sky Silga May 8, 2006
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