tip of the slongue

A slip of the tongue when trying to say “slip of the tongue”

Nihal: “Sorry, I had a tip of the slongue.”
Johann: “A what?”
Nihal: “A tip of the tongue, a slip of the slongue!”
Johann: “Ohh, a slip of the tongue”

by ooopsay March 16, 2023

slow tip

The condition someone is in when they are taking a long time to do a simple task.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.

You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.

It took me half an hour to type up this definition. Damn, I'm on that slow tip. Urban Dictionary must be on that slow tip, too. It's 2012 and bitches still don't know about this word?

by original derpster January 10, 2012

Tip Profiler

Someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn't short change the waiter.

I picked up the tab at the bar. When I was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure I had left a big enough tip. So I said, "Dude, you're a tip profiler? You just tip profiled me!? Next time you're paying A-hole!"

by Purplesteel October 9, 2009

Da Tip

Your house or crib

Guy-"Hey what you bout' to do?"
Guy2-"I'm Going to Da Tip"

by the1n' only January 7, 2005

pre tip

The art of tipping the wait staff to receive better service or better seats in a restaurant

Watch James pre tip, he always receives the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crouches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018