A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.
by You Can't Kill the Metal October 1, 2006
Get the sausage festmug. The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.
Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006
Get the sausage hammermug. A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.
Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006
Get the sausage jockeymug. by George Bush Jr. September 20, 2005
Get the sausage festmug. by Nelfred December 12, 2006
Get the poop sausagemug. by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019
Get the Italian sausagemug. by xul8tr April 9, 2007
Get the Sausage Jellymug.