three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.
Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"
by BigKJS November 24, 2016
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Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.
Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked
by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011
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Quarter Pounder With Cheese

When you visit mc donallds and say gimmi gimmi gimmi a man after midnight just for lols
Greg: It was so sweet last night i pulled an absolute Quarter Pounder With Cheese on the local mcdonalds

Steve: Niceness!
by haha your gay April 03, 2010
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A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
by happystringguy April 30, 2010
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quarter life crisis

a crisis sumwhere in your twenties
A person having a crisis at the age of 22 but feels they are too young to have a midlife crisis
by sam b May 13, 2004
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Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
by Chuck Finely December 10, 2013
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quarter life crisis

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.
Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.
by The CJyoo May 12, 2004
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