The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
Get the Crusty Pilotmug. A trusty, intelligent sidekick powered by artificial intelligence to guide and streamline complex tasks.
by QuantumVenture October 31, 2023
Get the AI Co-Pilotmug. by LordOfDank January 14, 2019
Get the Bobby Show Pilotmug. In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
Get the Safety Pilotmug. A person that thinks they are a pilot so they live in a world surrounded by anything aviation related, specifically planes. If they’re in school, they’re studying about planes. If they’re walking outside, they’re staring up at the planes. If they hear a plane they must find it and point at it (and guess the model if they’re an expert pilot furry) and when they’re on there phone, the must be tracking planes on FlightRadar24.
Friend 1: “Did you hear about Nate?”
Friend 2: “No what happened?”
Friend 1: “He came out as a Pilot Furry!!!!”
Friend 2: “No what happened?”
Friend 1: “He came out as a Pilot Furry!!!!”
by Wolf_Lover August 10, 2019
Get the Pilot Furrymug. When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"
" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"
"No I was a pilot without passengers"
by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015
Get the Pilot without passengersmug. One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
by Nonamejane January 11, 2016
Get the boob pilotmug.