Pumpkin pain

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.

Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022

Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023

Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.

I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.

by Dukati October 31, 2020

Pumpkin Hunter

someone who is very attracted to gingers

Sophia: is it just me or is carrot top kinda hot??
Lizzy: what's wrong with sophia?
Brianna: Sophia is just a total pumpkin hunter.

by Lil z aka the real savage April 13, 2016

pumpkin bowling

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!

Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.

by timpacalypse October 8, 2005