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Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!
Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.
by Big Gman September 24, 2008
mugGet the Papa Smurfmug.

Big Papa

A skinny nerd that drives a cheap Civic and macks on tons of chicks but never succeeds.
Damn, Big Papa can never get any pusy.
by Da Jello Pimp April 1, 2003
mugGet the Big Papamug.

Papa Charlie

We love to snack on Papa Charlie.
by J.Murph July 16, 2008
mugGet the Papa Charliemug.

papa smurf

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005
mugGet the papa smurfmug.

PAPA PUMP

matt marinis butt sex friend who enjoys long walks with dicks and the occasional bolony on rye cockwich. he has been hailed as the gayest freshman to ever roam the streets of wwp suckin cock
me:yo man did u see papa pump and marini do it?
some cat: nah
me: yea me neither, theyre both fags
some cat: tell me about it
mugGet the PAPA PUMPmug.

papa burr

My papa burr wouldn't let me go out last night.
by frontrow December 7, 2004
mugGet the papa burrmug.

Papa Large

any one who has a ton of muscle or fat is sed to be papa large
Person A: Wow, how much do u weigh?
Person B: I weigh papa large...
by blthrskt April 3, 2009
mugGet the Papa Largemug.

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