OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.

Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire

by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019

Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.

Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."

by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015

The office (us)

A comedy TV series that it’s better than the UK version, was on Netflix but is now on a still widely unknown platform called Peacock

The office (us) is funny

by Hburgear January 4, 2022

Office barrette

Another word for a paperclip

“I need a barrette for my hair.”
“Oh oh, I’ll get a paperclip! It’s an office barrette!”

by ponylover0 November 11, 2017

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.

John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.

by NurseMary May 31, 2016