When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
by Elephant Raiden March 05, 2019
A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019
A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
by LuvMyHootie June 10, 2014
1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 22, 2009
by Crazyredhead1370 January 02, 2018
When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins
by Saffronrae September 20, 2014