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Mexican Mobele

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music
Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele
by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010
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Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
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Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
by Seeeh September 2, 2009
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Mexican Sky

The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.
A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.
by free 99 channel January 23, 2010
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Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds
by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011
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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
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Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011
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