Luke

The word for the biggest shithouse on the planet.

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke

by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020

Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time

I am going to Luke st the weekend

by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019

Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.

#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here

by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018

Luke

Luke is a wonderful friend. He is funny, caring, and a great person to know. He is scared to get a girlfriend but is very enjoyable and excitingly be around. Luke acts very stupid at most times but he is actually pretty smart.

Girl: OMG Luke is funny

Other girl: i wish he was mine

by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019

Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.

"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"

by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019

Luke

A big bitch who deserves to go to hell for doing wrong and sucks people off.

Luke is a bitch.

by JUICEISBETTERTHANX June 20, 2019