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John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
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In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.
by Duffman II November 21, 2017
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A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
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“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
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“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John
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literally could be anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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