John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
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Get the John mug.Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
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Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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