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jeremy zucker

Someone who will accompany your sad night with his extremely fantastic song.
On this rainy night, I will open my Spotify and hit Jeremy Zucker's album, then cry overnight.
by a duck without bucks April 24, 2022
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Jeremy Rex

Someone who is a gigantic douche nozzle and smells like aged ricotta cheese.
"There does Jeremy Rex, scratching his sweaty ball bag..."

"What a douche..."
by Baggin' bones December 21, 2016
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Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
by crazypete12 December 7, 2012
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Jeremy Piven

An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate
"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"
by Flubby19 February 8, 2019
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Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help
damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin
by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022
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jeremy kalina

A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.
Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.
by Notjerbear November 7, 2015
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Jeremy allen

Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.
by JmfknT February 14, 2021
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