shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

A bunch of hungry hippos

A bunch of hungry hippos: The time where Melanie ate a huge large burrito and ate so many french fries.

Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though

by Hungryhippocowgirl March 14, 2025

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

hippo sack

1.a bag/sack that can hold a lot.

2.Very large scrotum.

1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.

2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!

by vonnypoo May 22, 2008

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippo rat

A hippo rat is a rat that only lives for a few weeks because it gets eaten by the family dog

“Your rat is gonna be a hippo rat soon if you don’t put that cage up higher”

by RatLover111 July 9, 2021

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020