Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020

Hippo

Hippos are water and land creatures that kill more people annually than sharks and lions.
The word hippo can be used to describe someone overweight.
“Hippo Girls” are those that are obsessed with animals, especially hippos.

Hippos are bad!

by HipposAreBad October 23, 2022

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

Hippo

Kids named kyle

Kyle is a hippo

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Fat hippo

A person who is so fat and annoying

Declan whyte is a fat hippo

by Hippo hunter August 7, 2022