Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
Get the greased lemurmug. by ON JUB August 23, 2019
Get the Grease's Piecesmug. by Drewy April 23, 2018
Get the Blunt greasemug. A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023
Get the grease pumpmug. The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection
I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.
by wyldesites July 15, 2014
Get the gash greasemug. an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
by thereal89 October 8, 2011
Get the grease piemug. An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
Get the Greasing the swinemug.