Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

red fountain

When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass

This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids

by BS123 February 11, 2017

fountain fisher

Jew, Jewish Individual

These fountain fishers keep low balling me.

by yyz99 November 28, 2024

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018