Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 21, 2022

emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018

Burrito Chaser

A man or woman of non-Hispanic descent who has compulsive lustful tendencies toward the Hispanic Race, mostly Mexicans.

This is the third time Shelby has gone after a Mexican. I think she's a burrito chaser.

by Anakinn June 28, 2011

polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.

"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."

by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021