Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.

I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood

by Clancy January 20, 2004

Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017

Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

blade

a dumb bitch

“bru you uh blade fr.”

by Gl00bae June 5, 2022

Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021