adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

bark

a sound people make when they are role playing. it turns some people one

-You want it?
-Yes, please~
- What did you just say!? I can’t hear you.
- Ah~ bark bark, woof woof!
- Good boy~

by findsomethingbettertodo July 1, 2021

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

Bark

A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.

“Ya my coach is such a bark i swear”

by We live in a society June 12, 2018

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018