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Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female
She wants me to bark at her heater
by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018
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All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.
That Mondi has all bark no bite!
by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025
mugGet the All bark no bitemug.

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.
Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
by asslicker22 October 1, 2010
mugGet the Death Barkmug.

barking

dudes barking
nah mate, ill pass him next lap
by kebabtallrik69 June 11, 2020
mugGet the barkingmug.

All bite no bark

It is an idiom in which

1. This person can and will hurt you, and they will do it with out you knowing.

Or

2. This person is dangerous and menacing, and does their action without warning or knowing.

This is the absolute difference of all bark no bite
Bro this guy went up behind me and almost body slammed me, luckily I was able to escape but that man did it with no warning.

Bro he really does all bite no bark.
by Brains/clever November 7, 2023
mugGet the All bite no barkmug.

Bark

The act of subduing all faith into a single women and showing dominance over all through single act of vocal vibration.
:Okay..... I know this sounds crazy, but I've mastered the bark technique and now I pull.... FR NO CAP Keep it a hundred stay loyal chief.
by FrogJosh September 17, 2021
mugGet the Barkmug.

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
mugGet the tighter than bark on a treemug.

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