The Beef dip

When a girl has really long vagina lips croutches over her man and dips it in his mouth while he's sleeping.

Man #1 : dude I woke up to the most disgusting thing ever last night... Breanne decided to wake me up by hanging her pussy lips in my mouth and for some reason they were very long...

Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

Heatin’ Beef

Brewing up a massive turd/shit proceeded by multiple rounds of repugnant, room clearing flatulence.

I was heatin’ beef bad this morning. I cleared the break room out twice before starting to crown and having to run to the shitter.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Drought Beef

The cock of D. Casadine.

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by YaBoyGreggy May 31, 2015

beefed the queen

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

beef breath

When a guys breathe stinks from eating to much of his girl's roast beef.

Pete told me he wished his girlfriend would shower more cuz he has beef breath from going down on her too much

by billy mumy September 27, 2008

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Beef Arrivederci

When someone passes gas in a confined space and the stench is so powerful it clears the room.

Let's get out of here because I just Beef Arrivederci'd.

by Pish-Tush September 3, 2009