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trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.
I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.
by Penalty Box May 1, 2018
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shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).
IT's shitpost hour m8!
by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017
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butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.
I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄
by buttholehours July 10, 2022
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Thot hour!

From 2-6am when you’re at your prime horny phase ,normally when sleeping with another person and you wake up at “thot hour” to have sex.
by Thatbitch;) October 29, 2019
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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
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Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.
Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.
by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019
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haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.
“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”
by alliedog05 May 1, 2018
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