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Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
by brewski210 August 28, 2022
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Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.
"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."
by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020
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Texas small

A shirt size. In the North it is referred to as "6XL" or "XXXXXXL". Named so because of the massive size of some Texans.
Guy: What size shirt do you wear?
Fat girl: Small.
Guy: Small?!
Fat girl: Texas small ;)
by Vulpes_Inculta September 26, 2012
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Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.
She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.
Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018
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Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.
Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.
by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014
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