Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic June 01, 2019

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 20, 2018

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

Volleyball Tent

A tent where a bunch of gay men are hitting their balls off each other like a game of volleyball

Jon: whoa dude did u hear about the volleyball tent game tonight?
Ken: noo dude but y wld I care I'm not gay
Jon: I'll let u noe how it goes then man

by ChristieSan June 23, 2010

tent boy

A man that is small, nubile, and/or feminine in appearance. In the Greek military, they would be passed from tent to tent to be used as a sex object by their larger, more masculine counterparts.

"Damn, that man's absolutely adorable. Total tent boy material."

by Action Nad March 07, 2023

Earthen tent

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby February 18, 2016