goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach December 06, 2015

Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.

"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."

by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? September 22, 2008

Teddy Bermes

A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.

A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.

by TheRealPoperze April 02, 2017