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Squaggle tail

Adjective : Wiggly tail on a fishing jig.
I catch hella fish with my squaggle tail!
by Slerarbm September 5, 2022
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sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet
Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!
by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018
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Gentleman's tail

Another word for a tailcoat, and also a penis.
"I went to the ball last night and showed a proper lady my gentleman's tail."
by Nangs January 12, 2018
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tail time

It’s tail time!”
-Gex, 1998
by The God of Mediocrity March 10, 2022
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tail sauce

A time consuming and very uncomfortable liquid like poo.
Joe- "Whats taking Ben so long?"
Rob- "Hes making tail sauce..."
by tk 7437 May 21, 2009
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growing a tail

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.
Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!
by tugyanuts March 8, 2022
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Tail-pon

A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.
The foreign fluid dripping from Danny's butt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.
by AndrewFraz February 24, 2011
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