flip a table

A term used to express one's sheer aggravation, madness, frustration, or anger at something.

If the bartender doesn't give me another shot of Jack Daniels, I am going to flip a table.

by Jilina September 29, 2005

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tablecloth

Slang for the goverment. It's not normally used in a positive tense. Used in the System of a Down song "BYOB"

They feed us lies from the tablecloth!

by ApathyOhMe May 24, 2005

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Tabby

A nickname used to refer to a Thick Ass Bitch (TAB).

Bro, look at Tabby right there. How tf she fit all that in her pants?! Damn!

by dondemarco December 22, 2020

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Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

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Pulling a Tabby

Starting an argument for no reason. Just trying to draw attention to him/her self.

Your suppose to be sweat to me. Not the other way around. Pulling a Tabby

by Hairy_Thighs- April 20, 2017

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Commercial televsion programming marketing itself as "news" but containing little or no relevant content to news or reality. Often contains flashy graphics, loud presenters and is often slanted in one category (such as celebrity focus, political viewpoint or sensationalized news events). Tabloid TV often relies more on the audiences preconceptions and capitlizes on emotional responses rather than fact.

Fox News is Tabloid TV - presenting a "panel of fair and balanced experts" on a political viewpoint tend to have a very right wing/conservative viewpoint. Discussions tend to be one way, and dissent is normally ridiculed.

CNN has Tabloid TV content - regarding "twitter" and other forms of social netowrking in the newscast instead of presenting disticntly as commentary.

Inside Edition - nearly entirely celebrity focus with sensationalized crime stories. Tabloid TV in its entirety.

"Fox is Tabloid TV."

by FoodScienceNerd May 26, 2009

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