Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.
Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.
Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead
by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 07, 2020
protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.
Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.
by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022
When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
by warriorcat_entity29 August 25, 2023
When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy July 05, 2013
by extended broom handle June 19, 2020