Scoops

When a fart is brewing up inside of you and you feel like your friends may enjoy sharing in the stench. Ripping ass while your friends ask for "scoops" or "gimme two scoops of that" while using their hand as a spoon to scoop the wafting gas into their nostrils.

Tim:
Oh man I feel a great scoop brewing right now

Dave:
Well don't hog it, pass some scoops over this way!

by Tyecko2589t December 2, 2010

Shwoops

To purposely take or "joox" a physical thing; to steal certain thing fro someone which changes hands easily.

"I wanna shwoops that lighter"
"I shwoopsed his girlfriend, bro (reffering to a non- intimate male companion).
"Suchhh Shwooopssss!!!"
"I'm on auto- shwoops!!"

by Shfinkel January 2, 2010

2 scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp May 24, 2004

swoop

to pick up a card (after playing) that is precisely the card you should have played (as in card games like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity).

"Damn, "Tasteful Sideboob"! I just got swooped!"

by montrose March 21, 2014

Swoop

to get that
or to do something bad ass

Swoop Nigga Swoop on that bitch

by Nickkerrss March 21, 2009

stoops

that's wack, that's stupid''
combo of stupid and poops

man, that's stoops, your'e stoops

by hungry gurl March 22, 2009

swooping territory

An opportunity to dishonestly pick up one of your friend's girls.

When Matt left, there was great swooping territory!

by Word up October 16, 2003