stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011

clit stroker

Girl's left hand index finger, while her right hand index finger is deep in cunt country!!

Janie, let me smell your clit stroker! It makes me ejaculate in my pants!!

by The Stinker July 18, 2006

stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009

stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.

Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.

by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012