sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use
stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass
by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023
mugGet the sms (suck my strap)mug.

Chin Strap

noun; person who wears a protective face covering, such as a surgical mask, placed around their bottom lip and chin providing inadequate protection from the contraction or spreading of a contiguous communicable virus or disease (such as COVID-19) done in either an act of rebellion/refusal or out of complete inept ignorance.
1. Chris is real Chin Strap; every time he enters the room he's got his mask on wrong. 2. I'm not going in there, there's too many Chin Straps all over the place
by e.Bot December 22, 2020
mugGet the Chin Strapmug.

cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
mugGet the cashnada strappedmug.

Strap Dodge

The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
by GyammonFast December 9, 2019
mugGet the Strap Dodgemug.

Black Strap

When a person of colour back straps a Zoot.
Yo Tyrone wanna black strap a rathead.
by Snaun March 23, 2022
mugGet the Black Strapmug.

crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
mugGet the crap strapmug.

hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today
by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022
mugGet the hookers strapmug.

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