A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.

The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."

by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011

Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

story-hiccup

when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame

Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup

by gregory thomasson August 27, 2009

Sob Story

A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.

Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.

by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022

story lion

a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.

common stories that story lions tell-

-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)

by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009

Joe Story

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.

by CCBJoe January 20, 2010

borsey story

To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.

"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"

"Na Borsey story... "

by Wizkhalifa September 9, 2013