Stoners who engage in various activities and experiments in order to develop new ways, shapes, and forms to get high. In most cases they fail epically and do some borderline stupid shit, because, well, their stoners
Apple bongs, Butter, Edibles, vaporizers and other ingenious devices developed by stoners.
John: Man bruce is such a stoner scientist, hes trying to see if he can make a bong out of a turtle
Bryan: how is that even possible?
John: stoner Science brah
John: Man bruce is such a stoner scientist, hes trying to see if he can make a bong out of a turtle
Bryan: how is that even possible?
John: stoner Science brah
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A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
Get the Stoner Logic mug.The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
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"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
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