A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
Get the Starbucks namemug. The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large
by ZanetheBane June 1, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. Starbucks also known as the official coffee chain of the white people is a coffee chain that can basically be found anywhere near white people {most of the time the white people are rich}
Rich white person #1: hey its the fourth of July we should do something special
Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is
Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is
by brinnie_b June 18, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
Get the Go to Starbucksmug. They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.
Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022
Get the Starbucksmug. Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
by DeeCunt March 9, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. "Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"
"Hell yeah! "
"Hell yeah! "
by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017
Get the Starbucksmug.