screaming monkey

yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.

All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.

by loneagle December 9, 2008

Screaming Silverback

While having doggy style or anal sex, the man reaches around the girl (must be done right before he is about to cum, without telling her), grabs her pubes, and rips them out. He then pulls out, spunks all over her back, and throws the hair on top whilst beating his chest in a gorilla-like fashion.

Tom: Dude, why isn't amy talking to you, and why is she walking kinda funny?

Brian: I gave her the Screaming Silverback last night. She's pissed......

Tom: NO WAY!

Brian: Yeah, and now there's blood all over my sheets.....

by Ari Fuckin Gold May 27, 2009

screaming penis

when u sit on ur penis

Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis

by VND September 16, 2006

Screamer

A girl who makes A LOT of noise during sex.

Michelle's a screamer.

by Big Giant Cock October 11, 2008

seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

Seamen of the South

Crazy crew of Pirates that ravage the fierce land that is central florida. known for such dastardly crimes as rape, pilalging, murder, and hotel fraud. Make annual trips of terror. Many think they are gay. The crew is
Captain Munch
Cannon Balls
The Green Parrot
Douche Beard
Tripod

Dude wtf who are those assholes over there yelling "penis"

Ah its those fags the Seamen of the South

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Scream Mask

When a large quantity of semen shoots into a individual's eyes creating a scream reaction as it drips down their face.

"What compelled you to do such a horrid act?" Said the Listener. In defense, the Story Teller responses with, "She kept hitting her teeth, so I taught her a lesson with the Scream Mask."

by Kevin Slayone September 20, 2009