squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

Stranger Squared

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.

Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".

by Mouth32 October 20, 2008

skype square

the area visable while youre skyping another person, the area filmed by the webcam.

I was skyping my friend Will and his roommate Mark was talking in the background so I told Mark to step into the Skype square so I could see him.

by boilerboilerboilerup October 4, 2009

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

glove square

5 pointed love triangle

Glove Square

Lewis loves Connie but Connie loves Richard and Richard loves Trudy and Trudy loves Sophie and Sophie loves Lewis

by Davehi August 19, 2015

Flat squared

When a girl has a "flat" chest and butt.

Also written as flat^2

"Bro is that a dude?"
"Nah she's just flat squared"

by Clean up Kenny June 4, 2016

Spongeblob Squarepants

An overweight Spongebob

SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE SO BEING FAT HE ATE IT

by Brian And Paris October 25, 2019