Super spunk sperm

Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try

Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant

by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock March 29, 2016

Trombone Spunk Bubbler

When fisting and eating out a girl and she queefs on you causing the cum in her vigana to bubble and create sounds.

Lastnight when we're were getting down and dirty she hit me with a trombone spunk bubbler.

by Keekee'ta'sheekee March 10, 2018

Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.

Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"

by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

Spunk-u-lishus

A word to show great sexual joy at some thing mundane

"ive got a new car"
"Spunk-u-lishus"

by Randy Slicker January 11, 2005

Spunk Bubble Blower

used to denote an occasion when a homosexual whilst cupping his partners jizz in his throat, perts his lips and gentle blows little spunk bubbles in the air.

Thought to have originated in Hamilton

Shug: "Garry if you really love me, don't spit my love porridge out, be my little spunk bubble blower"

Garry: "Bob....Bob.....Bob....."

by Richie Kelkito July 07, 2006

wobbly spunk bomb

Ricky Gervais's description of a sperm-filled panda bear. Could be used to describe... republicans? NASCAR fans?

"Like a wobbly spunk bomb... she's gonna fucking blow!"

by pdad77 May 16, 2008