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The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact
by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016
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you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.
*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"
by sniperphobia February 22, 2021
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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
by kevmosis September 8, 2009
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sniper m3

An oddball Kirby/Eva loving guy who spends way too much time on RuneScape. Owns Castle Wars.
randomnub233: ffs i just got ownt at see double you again.
Sniper M3: *with flag* Keh Keh...
by Sir Doober December 9, 2008
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Sniper

when someone/something being really annoying and you want to shoot it.
person 1: this line is so long i want to sniper it!

person 2: your voice is so annoying! i want to sniper you!
by beenty February 15, 2009
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[Sniper a Hoe]

The act of snipering aka taking someone out that you dont like and/or care for.
If ya keep runnin' your mouth I'm gonna have to Sniper a Hoe. Watch yourself!
by A. Michelle L February 25, 2009
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