The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022

Aussie sniper

Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.

*heavy weapons guy shoots people*

*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA

*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*

by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019

Sniper

when someone/something being really annoying and you want to shoot it.

person 1: this line is so long i want to sniper it!

person 2: your voice is so annoying! i want to sniper you!

by beenty February 15, 2009

Sticky Sniper

When you and the boys jack off in the bathroom and shoot your load at each other, imitating sniping your friend with semen

Bro... me and Michael are gonna go play "Sticky Sniper" in the bathroom rq

by STIF_FAN.01 March 16, 2023