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Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008
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smoking beans

"Hold on bro I'm smoking beans"

"I'm so I high I just smoked a bean"
by Jamaleo June 12, 2016
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smoking monkey

Refers to a woman's vagina after she has undergone laser hair removal from her pubic region.
Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!
by SFK October 5, 2006
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Smoking Music

Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.
cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.
by adl;fjioqwerioqwenjkzcxkjv October 16, 2008
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[Scoping]

Scoping is a online game term or leet speak, mainly used in First-Person Shooter games for killing someone with a rifle gun.

Scoping also is a sexual reference against someone. It's the new "Oi dude, CHECK that bitch out" (Replace check with Scope).
Use for when someone sees someone "attractive" in the distance and says sexist comments towards the person.
"Oi dude, ooh shit, scope that chick out down there!"
"Fuck yeah dude. oh shit, here she comes, don't say anything"
*Person walks past*
"DUDE WAS THAT A MAN?"
"WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS EVER. STFU"

This is Scoping
by Chester224 December 23, 2008
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smoling

a mix of smiling and loling at the same time, i like to call it smoling
shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this
by coolkid2 October 19, 2009
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smoking the chap.

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.
Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.
by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010
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