Smoo

smelly poo, also known as an affectionate term for idiot

which country are Siamese twins from?

*blank stares* you are SUCH a smoo!

by smoof mcgoof (doof mcgoof fan) August 20, 2009

smoof

The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.

That smoof smelled like ass.

by Zanzarella May 15, 2003

smoof

extremely Good Looking or really really really awesome or both basically

Kurt=Smoof
Sergdoes not equal smoof

by I wonder who.......... January 6, 2008

smooey

pouring an entire alcoholic drink into a chicks vagina and skulling it as it pours out.

Like shoey but out of a vagina.

Man did you hear.... He went down on his Mrs and did a smooey with his beer!

by 1pirate2 August 6, 2018

Smoofie

Another word for smoothie

Dude, I wanna drink a smoofie so bad

by BioChemist0524 May 3, 2019

Aussie Smooches

G-rated term for cunnilingus.

She loves my Aussie Smooches - they make her come like crazy!

by abby normal too September 16, 2009

smoof

1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window

2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone

"what the fuck brutus!? i just put on these pants and you went and smoofed them!"

by liberate cannabis May 13, 2005