sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

sleep with shoes on

when you are so tired that you forget what you were doing at that time.

Man: wow i was so tired last night that i might have sleep with shoes on.

by walt45 April 2, 2011

go to sleep

euphemism for "die" or "drop dead".

"Go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say close your eyes and go to sleep, bitch? Die, motherfucker, die! Bye bye motherfucker bye bye! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? Why? Die motherfucker HA HA HA!" -Eminem ft. DMX, Obie Trice ("Go to Sleep")

by Nick D March 17, 2003

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Sleep Sluggin'

When two people strip, they then fill a one person sleeping bag with petroleum jelly. They then both enter the one person sleeping bag and wiggle around on the floor sometimes leaving slug trails. Can be both sexual or nonsexual in nature.

"Whoa, did you hear that Miller was sleep sluggin' with some dude last night?"

"Yea that dude slugs all the time."

by sabres56 November 9, 2015

Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 13, 2021

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010