Soup Simple

When a person is laughing and being silly about everything. Usually due to lack of sleep.

Oh my gosh, he's being so soup simple right now! Maybe he needs a nap.

by Another account December 28, 2021

Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

simple plan

only the best band ever. if you think they suck then you really have never heard quality music. its the best music to listen to when your depressed. only people with realy music sense listen to them.

still not getting any by simple plan fucking rocks man!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

simper

a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper

by bob john 55 March 17, 2020

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008