Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

simocash

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.

If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash

by sean williams June 25, 2004

Simon "bunny" webster

Means going from placid to showing signs of aggression.

That bunny got teeth.

by hodmaster September 28, 2004

Simocide

The act of murdering sims for pleasure and/or prophet

"I got bored with my sims so I commited simocide on him for my amusement."

by Tabza April 30, 2008

simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?

Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?

by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018

Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.

Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.

by alphashed December 6, 2018